Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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