At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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