we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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