He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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