i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I need water and some morals
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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