lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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