i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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