sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
The Olympian is in my bed
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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