awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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