But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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