he wants to bone in the snuggie
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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