I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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