I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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