So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
