I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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