porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
