Umm I'm too high to move.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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