This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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