This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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