VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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