I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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