this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
