What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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