Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I could fuck to npr.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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