But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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