you would pick up someone in the library
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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