i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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