i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she peed on how many people?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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