love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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