Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Houston, we have a blender
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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