wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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