if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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