i barfeds in our rink
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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