North Korea, Best Korea!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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