did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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