Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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