I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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