dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My vagina is officially offended.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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