As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I don't deserve a penis
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize
