honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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