this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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