Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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