let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
