Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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