I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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