Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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