Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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