i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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