she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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