they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
